Hello! for the record I didn't wanted to know any of these facts. But unfortunately I do now. You read too.
And Shout me after that for telling you all this.
- Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours a day - Ever hear of a Cat nap?
- Most suicides happen on Mondays - Everyone hates Mondays, this is just another reason
- Xenophobia is the fear of foreigners - No really it is.
- The Elephant is the only animal with 4 knees - That's two more then me or you, at least I hope so
- The Word Goodbye come from "God By" which is from "May God be with you" - Cool
- The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet" - Thank the Lord, now I can sleep at night
- Every human upon being conceived spent at least half an hour as a single cell - everything has to start somewhere
- Nobody know who built the Taj Mahal - Probably the same people that built pyramids, aliens!
- On average there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun - who would take the time to count?
- Children typically grow more during the Springtime then any other season - Makes sense to me, everything else get's bigger so why not us?
- The United States has nerve once lost a war in which mules were used - Then let's ship some over to Iraq
- Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors - so everyone wins, even if you lose you have the satisfaction of saving another life
- Cats can hear ultra sound - but not
our thoughts, thanks goodness
- The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep - eww! That's just gross!
- Beatrix Potter created the first in her legendary series "Peter Rabbit" in 1902 - that's 105 years ago!
- If you were born with a crooked nose in ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership - darn it! My nose is straight
- Revolvers are impossible to silence due to the expulsion of gasses at the rear of the gun - so don't use it to hunt dear, it will scare them away
- The Legendary Monster Nessi of Lock Ness is said to be able to swim at 18 to 20 knots - pretty fast for an old girl
- The Largemouth Bass is actually smaller then the Smallmouth Bass - that's just dumb if you ask me
- Nintendo almost sold out to Atari in the early 1980's but their offer was rejected - wow, someone got fired!
- Iceland has some of the worlds most frequent volcanic activity - shake rattle and roll, Icelanian style!
- SOS in mores code does not stand for Save our Ship it is simply the shortest combination of three letters in the code - I like to think it stands for Save our Ship though
- The average human being in a lifetime walks the equivalent of five times around the earth's equate - no wonder we sleep for a quarter of our lives
- The average American keeps their car for only 2 or 3 years - I have had mine for 4.... Honey! We need a new car!
- Most people burn more calories sleeping then watching TV - So my new diet includes 12 hours of sleep, oh yeah!
- If you travel from London to New York via Concord by crossing time zones you'll arrive 2 hours before you left - Then you have to go back and kill yourself to save the future
- Charlie Brown's father was a barber - and here I always thought he was a public speaker
- The average person makes 1,140 phone calls a year - my wife makes more then three average people combined... *sigh
- Purple is the color of royalty - not anymore, if I saw Bush wearing purple I'd laugh my head off... well I do that anyways when he talks so it would just add to the hilarity.
- Stressed is dessert spelled backwards - ...I tried it, it works
- American car horns are in the tone of F - So remember that when you toot your own horn
- The human body replaces 98% of its atoms each year - Science at work
- In a deck of playing cards the king of hearts is the only king without a mustache - The Queen complained
- For every person in the United States there are two credit cards - Cha Ching
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